Dinner

Dinner is what it is called when you have a meal in the evening or night. This is the favorite thing of King Harkinian and his meaning of life.

History
Dinner was invented in cave man times when the cavemen would come back from hunting in the evening and eat the food they caught. The food would often be any dinosaur or yoshi. This tradition of eating food in the evening or night became common throughout centuries and even though if there was no hunting all, it was still the accustomed time. No one knows how the name "dinner" came but it was mostly likely thought of being some drunk crazy guy who came up with the name. Dinner has been known to be the most popular meal of the day and beat its rivals breakfast and lunch. Dinner is loved by everyone especially The King of Hyrule(Dinner Enthusiast). If someone hates dinner, it is probably because they were born retarded.

Present
Dinner is still loved by 1000000000000000 people today and is often one of the best parts of life for people and defiantly the King. There are many restraints and all of them have dinner. Without Dinner, the world would DIE! Quote from the King of Hyrule Without dinner, the world wouldn't even be close to what it is today.